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Location: Taipei, Taiwan

29 December, 2005

The Butterfly Effect?!

在北非的一隻蝴蝶舞動翅膀,會輕微改變周圍的氣壓,而這些擾動又將改變附近地方的氣壓,於是一傳十、十傳百,傳開一個月之後,位於大西洋對岸的北美洲密西西比河流域就會因為氣壓被改變,而出現狂風暴雨,甚至是龍捲風。

Sociology報告做到凌晨的後果: (The content is based on a real story from a friend named KJ.)

寫完
排版
列印
裝訂
天亮
騎車
早餐
交報告
灌老師
記過
退學
重考
落榜
當兵
兵變
逃兵
殺人
自殺
送醫
救活
坐牢
雞姦
變gay
脫肛
被排擠
得愛滋
自殺
沒了。

難道這就是所謂「混沌理論」中的(The Butterfly Effect)?!
Oh my god, I'm afraid so...

22 December, 2005

3 Days To Christmas!!!

Fairy Tale Of New York
- The Pogues And Kirsty McColl
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It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me
"Won't see another one"

And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you


Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold christmas eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse
I pray god it's our last

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day

I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day

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PS: 'it's probably the best Christmas song of all time!' said Suggs.
'This might be the most classic tune for Christmas!' Said Marcus. Hahahaha... xD
Every year, when it comes to December, there is always this tune round every radio station, shops, even offices.
When approaching Christmas day, I think of this song natually, play it then.
It's just an incredible success!!!
Some might start missing Kirsty already........
So do I.

16 December, 2005

That English chick is really cute- Anna Friel.

Just watched the CBS drama: Perfect Strangers, found Susie a beautiful, awesome, and graceful actress, and, oh my god, she made me feel like gasping...
Suddenly, I realised how lovely females could make the world, the whole universe a better and wonderful place to live, if there are no females in the world, around the streets, dancing at the balls, life, would be tasteless, man shall be targetless, cities ruthless, musik of course, meaningless...
Unintentionally, beauties bring ppl. great pleasure...

Anna Friel starred as Susie, an English woman, yes she is, in reality life she's actually an British lady too, therefore she doesn't need to change the way she speaks.
To be absolutely honest, I like her, mostly for her accent, her British accent, I always consider British accent as a very elegant pronunciation, and the way Anna speaks, oh fxxk me, it's just that- sexy and come-hither combination, maybe a little bit arrogant, but that's the very element of British accent!

Am used to speak English that way, maybe I was very good, so many ppl. who doesn't know me thought that I was from Britain, but I wasn't, simply love that...
Elizabeth Hurley, Anna Friel, and Hugh Grant etc., are part of my favourite actors and actresses, not merely for they're famous and gorgeous, but they all got strong accent...
Haha, must admit that I really am obsessed with Britain, London, Football, and everything else related to English girls, though some might say: "They usually got biggggg bellies!"... xD
"Nonsense!!!" said Anna.

12 December, 2005

QUIZ QUIZ ON THE WALL

Career is most important in your life.
Having a high focus on career indicates that you are extremely focused on furthering you career right now. You don't mind working late at the office or sucking up to your boss because you know it will pay off soon.
Life Piechart - QuizGalaxy.com
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


THAT'S ME! :p
HOW ABOUT U?
TAKE THIS QUIZ THEN, YOU SHALL SEE!
IT WON'T TAKE LONG AND WOULD BE SURPRISING, I PROMISE...

11 December, 2005

Y LEARN ENGLISH?

Q:
學了英文到底有什麼好處阿...誰能告訴我

A:
學英文的好處多多
以下可供參考:

1. 可以反把洋妞
在一般人的刻板印象裡,都是洋鬼子把台灣妹,而今你有高階的英文成度就可以反把洋妞為國爭光。

2.可以羞辱洋鬼子
有機會可以交個洋鬼子朋友,不合時可以講英文挑釁他,之後再用我們的中文再接著罵他,讓他聽不懂,並羞辱他來學我們的中文。

3.可以當假 ABC 騙美眉
反正台灣就有部份傻妞有崇洋心態,你有一口好英語,可以騙騙那群傻妞,讓她們知道洋鬼子ABC是很可怕的,這樣便是功德一件呀!

4.可以受人尊敬
就算你的數學、國文、歷史、地理 再爛!也不會有人瞧不起你,反而因為英文好而對你崇拜,到時還〝可能〞會有猶如萬馬奔騰般的一群女生投懷送抱....可能啦。

5.可以藉機羞辱學校的英文老師
說實在話,高中以下大部份的英文老師,其實能力只侷限在課本的範圍,稍為超出範圍,他們可能就不太會了,換句話說,有機會可以換你出題反考他們,到時你會發現他們站不住腳時,一定會尷尬的說:「ㄜ......ㄜ......這個...老師...有點忘了...等我查到再.......呵呵」。

還有很多好處,但前題是你肯努力.....加油!


I AGREE, DUDE!!!

01 December, 2005

FACE-READING FOR SUCCESS IN BUSINESS AND RELATIONSHIPS

Face reading is an empirical science. There are over ninety-two facial features which predict a behavior trait. No explanation or theory is offered, but the observations are reconfirmed daily in consultations for career and personality profiling, matching candidates to job positions, working with children, relationship counseling and jury selection. A computerized career matching program has been developed to match up an individual's traits with career suggestions. It gives similar results as many of the more traditional approaches to
career assessment.

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Some trait examples

The Bargain Hunter

The convex (Roman) nose indicates the individual is looking for value. The first thing on their mind will be how much does it cost, is it worth it, and can I get it for less? They are the bargain hunters. When talking to a customer with this trait, emphasize what the product or service will bring to them.


The Perfectionist

When the outer corner of the eye is lower than the inner corner (like Hugh Grant's eyes) the individual is a perfectionist. They seek perfection in themselves and others. They notice every little error, and are amazed that others miss mistakes which to them are obvious.


Tolerance

Tolerance is one of the most important behavior traits. The wider the eye spacing the greater the tolerance, the closer the eyes the lower the tolerance.

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Face reading takes out much of the guesswork on how to approach someone. It gives an immediate understanding of what makes a person tick and why. The more that can be learned about a person the better they can be understood.
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